How do football players stay cool during a game?
Bus driver
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?
Pay a penny
A man purchased a $20,000 car but he didn’t have to pay a penny. How did he do it?
You throw away my outside
You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?
I won’t break if you throw me off
I won’t break if you throw me off from the highest building but I will break if you place me in the ocean. What am I?